Benjamin Strand, 45

Elk River, MN

Benjamin S Straud, Benjamin Michael Strand, Ben Strand, Benjamin M Strand

Loser at Life

YA KOOS GEI DAAKAHIDI ALT HS

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Be warned that I, Benjamin Michael Strand of Minnesota, am a sexual predator. I prey on vulnerable women who have children of their own. I make my moves and set up house with them, expecting them to give me sex daily. When I do not get it every day, I will use any means necessary to make her life miserable. I will block her in the hallway. I will grope her. I will beg. I complain about her to my coworkers. I will even cry. It is full-blown sexual harassment. Oh and I will cheat on her, if she goes too long without giving me sex. I use online dating profiles to hook up with women. This is all because I refuse to control my sexual impulses. You know what it is like for me? It is like the 12 year old boy who JUST had his sexual awakening. He is amazed by this, but he soon realizes it will not be popular to talk about at home so he learns how to have that boundary with his parents. That comes naturally to him. Unfortunately, I refuse to have that boundary, so I behave like a 12 year old boy when it comes to sex. A very immature and developmentally disabled 12 year old boy. I bring my sexuality to the dinner table, heck I will bring it to Thanksgiving Dinner, and you are going to like it. I will talk about sex whenever, wherever and with whomever I want to. I like to discuss sex and masterbation with children. I spoke to my ex wifes 14 year old boy about masterbation, and he felt violated, and afraid. I get to tell dirty jokes at home and I think it is okay to speak that way around a woman and her children, and even my own child. Never bring a small girl around me, mark my words, I AM that close friend or family member that she will grow to trust, and then I will molest her. I will pull any and all excuses directly out of my rear to justify my obscene behavior. I will do everything humanely possible to ruin a womans life, and the lives of her children, without giving it a second thought. I am a chronic alcoholic, a liar, cheater, thief, racist, bigot, and male chauvinist. Narcissistic Personality Disorder fuels every choice I make. The sun rises and sets for me, and me alone. There will never be another human being more important than myself. I am a grotesque, disgusting, pig of a human being. I have a foul, racist mouth and every morning, without fail, I look in the mirror in shock that I still have all of my teeth (or that I am even alive, I have screwed over so many people). I am a felon because I strangulated my ex-wife when I was drunk. Her son was put in a foster home because I strangled her (not once, but twice where police responded), and refused to quit drinking, so it was not safe for him in the home. All of my ex-step kids hate me because when I move into the family home I attempt to take over control and authority (where it is not wanted and it is not needed). I am a violent man. In the summer of 2014, I beat a man so severely that I was afraid I killed him (he took my backpack). I never followed up on his condition, though I left him bleeding and unconscious. I love to slam doors and throw tantrums when I do not get my way. I am a mentally ill sociopath. I break every single promise that I ever make. There is only one way I will ever be happy. Only when I meet a Carrie-Underwood type who will have sex with me at my beck and call. She can expect it at any time of the day or night, and anywhere I choose. That does not disclude allies and storage units. I will demand it, and she will do it. Also. She needs to be able to cook for me. Except I need her to make dinner every single night, even the nights when I do not come home for dinner and I lie straight to her face about where I have been (always the bar around the corner. Every time. I know the owners, bartenders, cooks, everyone. This makes me feel important because in real life, I have no one). I also expect her to believe this lie, when she goes as far as to provide physical evidence that I am lying. Lol. I literally live in an fantasy world, and I really need to be under the care of a mental health professional and on psychotropic medication. Or in a state hospital. While I believe I am running the show by working like a Hebrew slave, I also believe I am really good with money. I have a lot of fantasies about who I am. Even though I think all women want me, I am an amazing dad, I am hilarious to be around, I am an awesome friend, and even more awesome family member, and I am REALLY just the greatest thing ever- I literally have no one. I am alone. This is the reality. My family is sick of me, and my friends (all real winners at life, lol) laugh at me. It is hard for me to find a job because I am a felon, so I have to hang onto whatever job I have for dear life. Speaking of jobs, I work at Hometown Tire and Service in West St Paul, because they do not mind the fact that I am a felon. What the owner does not know is that I get car parts for half the price, thanks to one of the mechanics and I running a scheme out of the garage. The mechanic steals the parts, and I pay him half of cost. What a deal! Honestly, I am always looking for a deal, which is another way of saying stealing. I also take money out of the register at work, because there is no accountability, and I run the show at the front desk. I am actually terrible with money and I am completely broke and in debt to creditors and child support. Any extra money I may have goes to alcohol (I have the early signs of cirrhosis of the liver) and pull-tabs (yes, I love to gamble, too. I realize the list of character flaws has grown to monumental proportions, my apologies ). Interesting to note: I like to tell the women who love me that I am not perfect- As if that is an actual reason for the kinds of things I am describing. Really, that is all I will ever truly say at the end of it. I am not perfect. Sorry ladies, that is all you will get. So, I am a very bad man. I play dirty. I like to threaten legal action against innocent women, though everyone knows how broke I am and the last thing on the planet I could afford is a lawyer. I am all talk, and zero follow-through. I love to belittle and talk down to women. The only reason women exist is for sex and to birth children for me to prey on. Every single thing about me is bad. I am even a bad father to my young son. His mother keeps him from me, because I am a bad person. She is a good mother, she just knows I’m dangerous. I won’t stay sober around him, and I love to drink and drive. I just got my 3rd DUI in February 2018. Or was it my 4th? I can not quite remember. I have lost track. The truth is that I know absolutely nothing about children, and am generally a bad influence on them and their behavior. I like to teach them how to swear and make racial slurs. All of this, and I love to claim that I’m good with kids. And to note: I am not really that good-looking, unfortunately. Someone told me once that I was, and I admit I let it go to my head. I realize I look like an older, graying, whithered skeleton (hunched over, rubbing my pants like I am 5 year old) [look for the holes), but that is only because I drink my dinner instead of eat it. I bleed out of my butt, for heavens sake. One thing I do know for sure? There is a special little flaming hot spot in Hellfire and damnation, all for me. ALL MINE, where I get to be the center of attention- for all of eternity. If there were ever a guy who deserves it, it is me. Lastly, I sucked my thumb until I was 19 years old, and I have crapped the bed more times than I can count.   Full Summary

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6 Relatives & Associates

Renee Kaiser

Andover, MN

Reputation Score: 2.92 - 4.43

Michael Strand

Saint Paul, MN

Reputation Score: 2.54 - 3.81

Neal Strand

Lakeville, MN

Reputation Score: 2.50 - 3.91

Donna Strand

Saint Paul, MN

Reputation Score: 2.67 - 4.00

Emma Strand

Minneapolis, MN

Reputation Score: 2.33 - 3.76

Kathryn Strand

Duluth, MN

Reputation Score: 2.50 - 4.21

6 Neighbors

Joan Larson

Elk River, MN

Reputation Score: 2.20 - 4.31

Natalie Kozitka

Elk River, MN

Reputation Score: 3.10 - 4.38

John Norman

Elk River, MN

Reputation Score: 2.43 - 3.76

Anson Kozitka

Elk River, MN

Reputation Score: 1.50 - 2.81

David Larson

Elk River, MN

Reputation Score: 3.05 - 4.26

Richard Anderson

Elk River, MN

Reputation Score: 0.47 - 2.48

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